This year at Christmas, I was asked to play Santa for Sarah's Montessori School Christmas party. Of course little did I know when I agreed to do this that Sarah would come down with a fever that night. Once the gig was over, I had some fun by stopping by the grocery store in full Santa mode to buy beer and smokes. The lady behind me in line just laughed and said it made her night. Imagine what she would have said if I'd have stuck to my original plan. I had initially thought about going through the check out line with a box of Magnum condoms, KY jelly, rope, duct tape and a disposable camera!! (that last part actually came from my crazy cousin...God I wish I had come up with that...)
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I dig the Bad Santa...You should have asked the clerk if she had any razor blades and rolling papers behind the counter.
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